Read My Non-fantasy-non-sci-fi Book

The delicious sauce that I need to pull the Animal Kingdom Come dish together needs a little time to simmer. Instead of rest on my haunches and possibly piss off my patron, the beautiful woman who is also my wife, I've decided to do some editing on an earlier project.

That book is called, Finnegan Peck Deserves a Bullet in the Brain.


BE WARNED: there is a character in this story whose language may make my own mother disown me. This is a tale that is rated R for language, so if that will hurt your feelings or your opinion of me as a person you shouldn't read it. Knowing the risks, the brave among you can read the first three chapters by clicking here.

Enjoy, and as before, feel free to tell me about your feelings in the comments or over the phone or by email or by postal service or by raised middle finger when passing on the street.



You should be ashamed of your mouth, young lady.